hemingerald:

“They were careless people - they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.”

8bitboy:

barbie-w-h-0-r-e:

catch-the-breeze:

So like over spring break, I stayed home instead of going to Florida with my family, and so they decided to take a cardboard cutout of my face with them.

crying

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lilyfuckingpotter:

qui-quaequod:

The best thing about it was that we didn’t actually tell Luke, Jack or Kaya that I was going to be doing it. In the end, we just did it right in front of them, and Kaya’s scream is genuine. Totally genuine. She jumped, almost literally, out of her seat. Luke’s face is completely genuine, and Jack’s laugh is genuine too.

I just got a size 34 D bra. i’m about to cry WHY DO THESE THINGS KEEP GETTING BIGGER. I THOUGHT THIS STOPPED AFTER PUBERTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

lolsofunny:

Great Pickup Lines of Historical Figures

The Funniest.

Interviewer: What kind of training went into you guys acting high?
Channing: Just have fun. Like, go crazy. I mean, it’s not a real drug, obviously. It’s called “Holy Effin’ Shit” so it’s not obviously a real drug.